Don't Shake Hands with the Easter Bunny

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The day before Easter, we went to the grocery store. There was a beautiful display in the front—one that included large Easter bunny-type-mannequins. In a moment of craziness, I went up to the Easter Bunny and “shook his hand”. A nice, fun gesture, right?

To my horror and surprise, his arm fell off. Oh my goodness! What does one do when he shakes the Easter Bunny’s hand and it falls off—especially when another family sees it?! Well, one promptly puts the arm by his side, turns real red, and laughs uncontrollably for about 30 minutes. And still laughs every time one thinks about it. So, remember this boys and girls—don’t shake hands with the Easter Bunny!

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